In an age of hookups and friends-with-benefits, Valentine’s Day can inspire an atavistic craving for an old-fashioned date. If you’re looking for one, some pickup lines won’t help your cause, Caroline Tiger says in How to Behave: Dating and Sex: A Guide to Modern Manners for the Socially Challenged (Chronicle, 2006). Tiger suggests that you avoid:
1. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
2. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
3. I’m going outside to make out. Care to join me?
There, now don’t you feel better-equipped to face the gym and bar?
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Here are a few more:
* You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
* Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
* Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend.
* Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) two…
( Taken from http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com/best-pick-up-lines.html – and there are a lot more from where these came from…)
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