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June 5, 2009

A Yankee’s Favorite Books About the South #5: David C. Barnette’s ‘How to Be a Mobilian’

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A gifted humorist lists the unwritten rules of life in a place where men define the four seasons as “football, hunting, Mardi Gras and fishing”

How to Be a Mobilian: A Guide for Old Salts and Newcomers. By David C. Barnette. Publishing 101, 143 pp., $11.95.

Regional humor tends not to travel well. The jokes often aren’t funny — or even recognizable as jokes – outside the place that inspired them. But David C. Barnette makes regional humor work in How to Be a Mobilian: A Guide for Old Salts and Newcomers (Publishing 101, 1999). This entertaining, tongue-in-cheek guide spells out the unwritten social codes for events ranging from private weddings to city-wide Mardi Gras celebrations in Mobile, Alabama. It works because Barnette is a very funny writer and finds the sweet spot that eludes most would-be Southern wits – a bevy of details that are specific enough to evoke a place but not so specific that they’ll be lost on all but insiders.

Why do you sense when visiting Mobile that a man could get arrested for indecent exposure if his shirt had light starch instead of heavy? Blame it on the city’s unofficial dress code for men, Barnette suggests: “Shirts must be all-cotton, long-sleeved and starched such that they will shatter in an automobile accident.” Women have their own sartorial deal-breakers. One is your shoes can never be lighter than your hemline. “I swear, my mother was so maniacal about that, I have to get white piping stitched on my navy tennis skirts,” a woman told Barnette.

How to Be a Mobilian is near-impossible to find. But Barnette has a page on Facebook (sign in, then go to http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Barnette/1013298948/), and if you urge him to bring it back into print, maybe he’ll find a way. Just remember that his timetable may not be yours or mine. As he writes: “Mobile men live by their own four seasons: football, hunting, Mardi Gras and fishing.”

Barnette also wrote The Official Guide to Christmas In the South: Or, If You Can’t Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold (Morrow, 2007).

This is the fifth in a series of daily posts this week on Southern literature. A second post will follow later today with more of my favorite books about the South.

3 Comments »

  1. Thanks for this recommendation. I’m heading to Alabama (Birmingham, not Mobile) soon; perhaps I can at least find it in the library.

    I’m so happy I stumbled upon this blog. What a treasure. My daughter and I have a book club, and you’ve provided us with so many ideas. Thanks.

    Comment by UmmFarouq — June 6, 2009 @ 12:52 am | Reply

    • Thank you! Do you know about Diane McWhorter’s Pulitzer Prize-winning book on growing up in Birmingham at the dawn of the civil-rights era, Carry Me Home? I haven’t read it but know her work, and she’s a wonderful writer who who knows how to put personal experiences in a broad political context.

      Comment by 1minutebookreviewswordpresscom — June 6, 2009 @ 1:07 am | Reply

  2. I have not read this author but will put her on my list, right now! Thanks again.

    Comment by UmmFarouq — June 6, 2009 @ 2:05 am | Reply


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