Comments on: Do Owners Destroy Good Horses by Running Them in the Kentucky Derby Too Soon? (Quote of the Day / Carol Flake) http://oneminutebookreviews.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/do-owners-destroy-good-horses-by-running-them-in-the-kentucky-derby-too-soon-quote-of-the-day-carol-flake/ Janice Harayda Reviews Fiction, Nonfiction and Poetry for Adults and Children Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:28:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: mickoshay http://oneminutebookreviews.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/do-owners-destroy-good-horses-by-running-them-in-the-kentucky-derby-too-soon-quote-of-the-day-carol-flake/#comment-6119 Tue, 06 May 2008 18:42:53 +0000 http://oneminutebookreviews.wordpress.com/?p=964#comment-6119 Personally, I’m in favor of letting the horses sit in the stands, wearing the fancy hats and dresses, or the Armani suits and bowler hats. Then they can kick back and relax with distilled water and caramel apples while they watch their owners and their wives(women on top)race eight furlongs.

And in the likely event, any legs, ankles, arms or wrists get broken toward or at the finish line, then I’d get a horse doctor out on the track pronto, to euthanize the poor limb. Of course, that would make the wealthy couple ineligible to compete in the Preakness or the Belmont for that year.

But on the other hand, they’re instant favorites to star in a motion picture called Mr. And Mrs. Ed Does Kentucky.

Hee Haw!

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